Incomplete Sentences?

A few thoughts about the game during my time off.

Golf: A game. Where you count the strokes you like. Replay the ones you don't. And brag about the score that isn't. It's a gentleman's game.

Golf: A game. Played by mature people. Often seen in strange positions, ie; Screaming silently into the air, chopping down trees with a five iron, practicing the Scottish log toss with a putter, lying on ground with water running from eyes and sometimes teaching their golf clubs how to swim.

Golf: 18 holes of excruciating joy!

Golf: Played only on earth. I'm sure it's not in heaven. You'd have to count every stroke!

Golf: A puzzle - best left undisturbed.

Golf: A game. Founded by Scottish types. That must be played while consuming whiskey. Otherwise, it's not golf - it's torture.


I'm back in the saddle this Monday in preparation for upcoming tournaments in SoCal. Check out the Tournament page if you have a moment.

In the mean time...

Hit'em hard and keep your head up.
Byron